GARDEN-TO-GLASS COCKTAILING. AND ALSO CHICKENS. WHAT?
Hi. My name is Kate. And I like to drink with my chickens.
I spend a lot of time in my little cocktail garden.
I grow things that I mix into drinks.
I drink those drinks.
The chickens stare at me like total creeps.
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DRINKING WITH CHICKENS IS AWKWARD.
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DISCLAIMER: Do not let chickens on, near, or in your drinks or food. They are filthy animals and they will get you sick. Use common sense and sanitize surfaces and hands after coming into contact with poultry, other animals, and frankly, a lot of people.
Furthermore, we definitely do not condone feeding chickens or any animal alcohol. IT IS BAD FOR THEM. Drink it all yourself. Do it for the chickens.
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