Garden-fresh cocktails. And also chickens. What?!


Image by  Ari Nordhagen

Image by Ari Nordhagen

The cocktail garden. Where the cocktails are grown, and where they are consumed. Hopefully, in the company of chickens who really couldn't care less about what you're drinking unless there's a really awesome-looking piece of garnish taunting them. And then it's your own fault, anyway.

DISCLAIMER: Do not let chickens on, near, or in your drinks or food. They are filthy animals and they will get you sick. Use common sense and sanitize surfaces and hands after coming into contact with poultry, other animals, and frankly, a lot of people.

Furthermore, we definitely do not condone feeding chickens or any animal alcohol. IT IS BAD FOR THEM. Drink it all yourself. Do it for the chickens.

This site is intended for entertainment purposes only. Don't take it so damned literally.